It’s like No. 1 on my list (like a Keister elf)

Donald Trump has already paid $9,000 for his previous nine gag order violation fines, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it is a lot for Eric, who now won’t be getting his allowance this week. —Jimmy Kimmel

Judge Merchan threatened Trump with jail time for further violations, which means Trump is definitely going to jail, because he can’t stop talking about the case. It’s like trying to get a dog to stop licking himself. How would that even work? Like, would they give him a cavity search? God help whoever gets that gig. They might find Vivek Ramaswamy living up there like a Keister elf. —Jimmy Kimmel

Sending the former president on a trip to Bar-A-Lago, according to Judge Merchan, is ‘the last thing I want to do,’ which is funny because it’s the first thing I would want to do. It’s like No. 1 on my list. —Jimmy Kimmel

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