Turns out you have to do it before the election (Unlimited refills)

On Tuesday Robert Hur, the White House special counsel tasked with investigating Joe Biden’s handling of classified documents, found no evidence to charge the president with a crime. He did, however, attack Biden’s mental fitness in his report, calling him a “sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory”. That kind of assessment is sort of outside the normal job description of a special counsel. It’d be like your doctor saying, ‘Well, we ran some tests, Mr Johnson, and your cholesterol looks very good, but I am worried how ugly you are. I’m going to write you a prescription for bag over your head. Unlimited refills.’ —Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump and Joe Biden both traveled to Georgia this week to canvas for votes in the state’s primary. Of course, the last time Trump asked for votes in Georgia, he was indicted for it. Turns out you have to do it before the election. —Jimmy Kimmel

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