Exactly where am I supposed to put these things? (Kamala, you take this one)

“In response to the crash, today, President Biden delivered a speech and assured Americans they can have confidence that the banking system is safe. Hearing from Biden actually did make me feel better because you know if it were really bad, he would've been like, ‘Kamala, you take this one.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more business news, I heard that Apple is working on AirPods that can improve your hearing, monitor your posture, and take your temperature. Take your temperature? People are like, ‘Exactly where am I supposed to put these things?’” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”