Great, now he needs a new code name! (You do not want to know)

During his performance with A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes referred to President Trump as “President Agent Orange.” Then the Secret Service said, “Great, now he needs a new code name!” –Jimmy Fallon

After going out of business last year, Toys "R" Us stores are coming back. When asked how he made a living while he was unemployed, Geoffrey the giraffe said, "You do not want to know." --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”