Donald Trump responded to Ocasio-Cortez’s plan for a Green New Deal with a bunch of lies. Trump told people at a rally that under her plan, “You won’t even be able to own cows anymore.” Man, Trump is getting really desperate. In two years, he's gone from, "They're going to take your guns away," to, "They're going to take your cows away." No one is outlawing cows. You know what we call that? Fake moos. --Seth Meyers
A woman gave birth aboard a JetBlue flight to Florida this weekend. Said the man next to her, "Fine! Take the armrest!" --Seth Meyers
Starting next month, people in Australia will be able to personalize their license plates using emojis, which could complicate things for the police. "We got a blue sedan with license plate, laughing man, crying man, dancing lady, little guy with a dollar bill for a tongue, cat with heart eyes, and eggplant. Copy?" --Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
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