Anyone else have a weird feeling that something terrible is about to happen? (Are we taking the choo-choo or the beep-beep?)

I want to say congratulations to the Houston Astros, who won the World Series last night! What a great week for our guest tonight, Jose Altuve. He’s the shortest player in Major League Baseball. First, he wins the World Series, then he found out he’s going to Disney World, then he heard he’s tall enough to ride almost all the roller coasters. –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that President Trump leaves for a 12-day trip to Asia tomorrow. It got off to a bad start when he asked, “How long is the drive? Are we taking the choo-choo or the beep-beep?” –Jimmy Fallon

Guys, today is the first day of November, the turkeys were like, anyone else have a weird feeling that something terrible is about to happen? --Jimmy Fallon

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