Maybe a bit TOO easy — oh God, it's a trap, why is the door locked, help! (holding a sword and riding a lion)

We have some surprising news out of the White House. Because yesterday, Democrats proposed something to Donald Trump, and — you're not going to believe this — he actually agreed with them. Donald Trump went against his own party and sided with Democrats in a deal to raise the debt ceiling. And because it's Trump, the debt ceiling will not only be raised, it will also be covered in gold leaf. And feature a tasteless painting of Donald Trump holding a sword and riding a lion. –James Corden

Whatever you think of Trump's tweets this morning, they do have support in Congress. In fact, they were the first tweets that Ted Cruz liked this week that weren't porn videos. –James Corden

Trump was actually agreeing with the Democrats. They must have been suspicious of this. They must have been in the Oval Office, like, “This is easy. Maybe a bit TOO easy — oh God, it's a trap, why is the door locked, help!” –James Corden

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