He said he wants to spend more time with his haircut (maybe someone will set her up with O.J.)

"Here's what we know about Ann Coulter. She's blonde, she's single, and well, maybe someone will set her up with O.J." --David Letterman

"Earlier tonight, another big Democratic debate in Ohio. And the format for this one was a little different. Both candidates were sitting on dunk tanks." --David Letterman

John Edwards also dropped out of the race today. He said he wants to spend more time with his haircut." --David Letterman

 

"They say John McCain is 71, but people are saying he may be older. No one knows for sure because his birth certificate was destroyed when the Wagon Train was attacked." –David Letterman

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