None of his missiles seem to launch (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

"President Bush said that the American people are addicted to oil. To which Vice President Dick Cheney said, 'Not that there's anything wrong with that.'" --Jay Leno

"According to a new report, BP has the worst safety record of all the oil companies. They've paid over $372 million in fines. Oh, they don't call them fines. They call them 'campaign contributions.'" –Jay Leno

 

"The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What is it about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”