It’s like Shark Week, except American infrastructure might actually kill you (Snackchip and Toejam)

 

"The huge political news over the weekend was that Barack Obama won the South Carolina primary. You got to give it up for the guy. He won despite persistent rumors that I helped spread that he had fathered a black child, and named that child Reagan. Full name: Reagan I Love Reagan Obama." --Stephen Colbert

The White House announced today that they’re kicking off “Infrastructure Week.” It’s like Shark Week, except American infrastructure might actually kill you. –Stephen Colbert

"All in all, this was a great first day for the convention, but, of course, the media did their best to try to ruin it by callously revealing a private matter in the Palin family, namely that Governor Sarah Palin's eldest daughter is named Bristol. Have you no shame, media? That's nobody's business. That is a private pain, meant to be kept between Bristol, and Track, and Willow, and Piper, and Trig, and let's say Snackchip and Toejam." --Stephen Colbert

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