What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour (A complex world demands complex hair)

"Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'" –David Letterman

"Last week I announced that I'm retiring. Now I'm hoping I can hang on long enough so my son can take over the show. I never thought I would retire. I always assumed I would be impeached." –David Letterman

"A huge Air France airbus hit a smaller plane on the runway at JFK. The collision was so loud it woke up one of the air traffic controllers." –David Letterman

"Yesterday was not only daylight savings time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour." –David Letterman

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