“Here in New York City, we're just a few days away from breaking the record for the longest stretch of winter without snow. It’s weird. It's like Mother Nature is doing dry January. I miss the snow. It's just not the same taking your kids sledding down a pile of trash bags.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Everyone's still talking about all the classified documents that keep popping up, and now spokespeople are saying that until the end of their terms, all classified documents were returned by Obama, Bush, and Clinton. In other words, we're five minutes away from learning that they found documents at the homes of Obama, Bush, and Clinton. Meanwhile, when asked if he had any classified documents, Dick Cheney put his heart in sleep mode.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I read that King Charles’ real-estate firm is suing Twitter for failing to pay rent at their London office. You know your landlord is the king when your eviction notice starts with the phrase, ‘Hear ye, hear ye.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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