In a related story her husband wants to have surgery to give him two extra hands (Apparently, all they need is some water and Jesus)

"Some people are upset about President Obama's primetime speech tonight because it bumped ABC's airing of 'A Charlie Brown Christmas,' or as Fox News reported it, 'Obama ruins Christmas for a depressed bald kid.'" –Conan O'Brien

Experts in Israel are trying to re-create a wine used in the time of Jesus. Apparently, all they need is some water and Jesus. –Conan O’Brien

In the papers it's been reported that a woman in China who went in for a breast enlargement surgery ended up with two extra breasts. In a related story her husband wants to have surgery to give him two extra hands. --Conan O’Brien 4/2/2004

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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