I was not the worst in history. I was the worst in math and science. (the second angriest wife in the state of New York)

"The good news is Hurricane Gustav has been downgraded to a

tropical storm. Again, I don't think President Bush really

understands this stuff. When he heard the levees were fine, he

said, 'Thank God, but how are the Goldbergs? How are they

doing?'" --Jay Leno

"The head of the Federal Aviation Administration … has been arrested on charges of drunk driving. I don't want to say how much the guy drank, but when they pulled him over, he was driving the beverage cart.'" –Jay Leno

 

"Maybe some of you don't know the story, today Eliot Spitzer admitted publicly that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which means Hillary Clinton, is now, only the second angriest wife in the state of New York." --Jay Leno

 

"Hillary Clinton said in a speech this week that President Bush is one of the worst in history. And President Bush was furious, oh man, you see what he said? He said 'I was not the worst in history. I was the worst in math and science.'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”