“That's right, just ten more days until Christmas and 900 more emails from Amazon.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Today in Washington, a disciplinary council called for Rudy Giuliani to be disbarred. Rudy was like — [As Giuliani] Joke's on you. I never had a license, to begin with.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Did you see this? TLC just announced a new reality dating show called ‘MILF Manor.’ It features eight women, eight younger men, and one shocking twist. Yeah, I think the shocking twist is that TLC used to stand for The Learning Channel. Actually, the shocking twist is that it's hosted by Mike Pence.” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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