Wow, somebody had a worse weekend than I did (I'm sorry, Mr. Letterman. It won't go through)

"Eliot Spitzer was told about the evidence against him on Friday. On Friday, last Friday. How about that? I'm thinking, 'Wow, somebody had a worse weekend than I did.'" --David Letterman

"I guess everybody knows about this by now. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught with a high-priced call girl. Ladies and gentlemen, there, but for a declined Mastercard, go 'I.' 'I'm sorry, Mr. Letterman. It won't go through.'" --David Letterman

"But Sarah Palin is having a great time in New York City. Today, as a matter of fact, she shot and mounted that thing on Donald Trump's head." --David Letterman

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