Do you mean like the way a serial killer tells the cops about his next move? (here’s an aggressive strategy)

December 2021

“Let’s take a deep dive into the evidence of GOP efforts to overturn the 2020 election, such as text messages from Republican lawmakers to former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows. Just after the election, one unnamed lawmaker suggested a plan to have swing states declare themselves for Donald Trump before the results were declared. ‘HERE’S and AGRESSIVE STRATEGY [sic],’ the lawmaker wrote. ‘Why can t [sic] the states of GA NC PENN and other R controlled state houses declare this is BS (where conflicts and election not called that night) and just send their own electors to vote and have it go to the SCOTUS.’ Anytime someone starts a text with the words ‘here’s an aggressive strategy’, don’t open the attachment. Also the random capitalization is a hint that whatever that person is telling you is going to be super insane.” —Seth Meyers

“Despite all of this incontrovertible evidence – the text messages, the secret memos, all the smoking guns we’ve found out about in the last year – propagandists in the GOP and on Fox News are still trying to rewrite history. Like Fox News contributor Lara Trump, who tried to argue on-air this week that the president warned Congress about the January 6th attack on the Capitol. ‘They all know that Donald Trump didn’t orchestrate this whole thing,” Lara Trump said. ‘He didn’t tell people to go to the Capitol and break in. He said, ‘Let’s peacefully and patriotically make our voices heard.’ But he tried to warn them.’ I’m sorry, what? Trump tried to warn people about the coup he fomented? Do you mean like the way a serial killer tells the cops about his next move?” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”