she read on Facebook it was made from demon sperm, so now it’s yours (You guys are the real heroes)

June 2021

“While in Britain on Thursday, President Biden announced that his administration would donate 500 million Covid-19 vaccine doses to countries in need. Biden’s plan seems generous until you remember that Biden can’t get anyone else in America to take them, right? So it’s kind of like giving your friend that old exercise bike that you’ve just been hanging your clothes on.” —Trevor Noah

“And let me be the first to say on behalf of the international community: Thank you to all the anti-vaxxers in America. The people of the world would not have these vaccines if it wasn’t for your commitment to believing whatever the dumbest guy from your middle school posted on Facebook. You guys are the real heroes.” —Trevor Noah

“This is based on an old American foreign-policy strategy that used to be called ‘being nice.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A senior official said that the donations will be focused in the places that currently need vaccines most — developing areas like Haiti, Indonesia, Alabama, et cetera.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I have an idea for this. You know, I think when someone in another country gets one of our doses, they should be told whose vaccine they got. Like, ‘Oh, this Johnson & Johnson was supposed to go to a retired elementary schoolteacher in Florida, but she read on Facebook it was made from demon sperm, so now it’s yours.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“OK, Biden just proved he’s Irish. He’s on vacation, he’s feelin’ good, and he’s buying shots for everybody.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”