“After the Screen Actors Guild criticized Donald Trump last month, today he sent a letter saying that he’s quitting the union. Trump’s out of work and just quit his union — even worse, now if he wants medical coverage, he’s got to sign up for Obamacare.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Trump sent them a scathingly stupid letter that begins, ‘I write to you regarding the so-called disciplinary committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares?’ Oh, I know! The guy who took the time to write a letter, who also has skin so thin it makes phyllo dough look like Kevlar?” —Stephen Colbert
“So he’s now out of the actors’ union. That’s too bad — I was positive he was going to be the next James Bond.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Meanwhile, Melania heard and was like, ‘Um, Donald, while we’re on the subject of leaving unions.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“One day you’re the most powerful man on earth, the next you’re bragging about your one line in ‘Home Alone 2.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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