And I think, no touching, would just be a great new rule in general (this is a pretty fun week)

February 2021

Well if you hate Ted Cruz, this is a pretty fun week. —Colin Jost

Ted Cruz looks like someone whose face is being slowly reclaimed by nature. —Colin Jost

Many conservatives in Texas are falsely blaming the states power outages on renewable energy sources. While other conservative think the power outages are more likely the result of gay marriage. —Colin Jost

Krispy Kreme is marking the landing of the rover on Mars by offering a limited edition doughnut modeled after Mars. It’s different from their usual donut which is modeled after Uranus. —Colin Jost

Catholic leaders issued new pandemic guidelines for Ash Wednesday discouraging priests from wiping ashes directly off people’s foreheads. And I think, no touching, would just be a great new rule in general. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”