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Saturday, December 12, 2020

they both involve a mysterious, endless supply of oil (Damn, this guy spins more than I do)


December 2020

“There was a peak Trump-era moment in which Fox News interrupted his campaign-style event for Operation Warp Speed, the administration’s vaccine initiative, to inform viewers of the supreme court’s dismissal of the Trump campaign’s Hail Mary lawsuit to overturn the election in Pennsylvania. I’m not sure there’s a single moment that captures this farce better. It’s like if halfway through Sesame Street, Big Bird interrupted a song about the alphabet, looked straight into the camera and said: ‘Breaking news, kid. No one likes you, and you’re never going to learn how to spell.’” —Seth Meyers


President Trump attended a crowded Hanukkah party at the White House on Wednesday, once again falsely claiming he had won the election. Even the dreidel was looking at Trump like, ‘Damn, this guy spins more than I do.’” —Jimmy Fallon


“It’s probably good that Trump talked about the election. I feel like him winging the story of Hanukkah would have been worse. It’s like, ‘For eight nights, Jewish Santa would visit all the good little Kushners.’” —Jimmy Fallon


“Now, that might seem like a pathetic old man clinging to past glory, but his claims of election fraud actually have a lot in common with Hanukkah — they both involve a mysterious, endless supply of oil.” —Stephen Colbert


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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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