“You know, because of the pandemic, the C.D.C. is urging families to skip trick-or-treating this year, which really screws me up, because that’s my bit — I'm the one who takes the kids’ candy away! They’re now recommending that if your kids want to do something spooky on Halloween, they should sit quietly and think about how badly the administration handled the pandemic response.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Maybe candy companies should consider rebranding their candy due to the coronavirus? For instance, who wouldn’t enjoy a bag of PandeM&M’s? Or Now and Ventilators. Or Lemon Droplets. Or Feverishly Hot Tamales, No More Payday Bars, Reese’s Sneezes, Good and Fauci, Circus P.P.E.-nuts, Stand Milky Way Over There, Three Masketeers, Stuck at Home With Sour Patch Kids and, finally, Mike and Ike Are Dead.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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