“The CDC report was supposed to come out last Friday, but then the White House told the C.D.C. scientists that the guidance ‘would never see the light of day.’ [imitating Trump] ‘No, because it’s damaging to me politically. Plus, if you want to fight coronavirus, we all know that light of day has to go inside of you.’” —Stephen Colbert
“That’s right — the C.D.C. wrote a plan for safely reopening the economy and the Trump administration covered it up. Basically, they did to the C.D.C. plan what Dr. Fauci does to his face during Trump’s briefings. [as Trump] ‘Oh, that’s a good idea, Fauci. I didn’t know you could use your hand as a mask. Jared — Jared, get me a patent for hand masks. That way the next time Fauci does it, he’ll have to pay me.’” —Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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