“Because of the way Trump is handling the pandemic his approval ratings have suffered. Wow, that is shocking. I mean, how could you not trust the guy who said heat would kill the coronavirus, that cases would go down to zero, that it will go away in April, that a vaccine would come out soon, that hydroxychloroquine could be a gift from heaven, and that it could be cured by eating Lysol wipes out of a salad bowl with a fork and a knife?” —Seth Meyers
“A leaked White House coronavirus task force report shows infections spiking more than one thousand percent in some rural areas. In this vital statistic, the United States is even worse than Iran. Forcing Iran to change their protest signs to ‘Death to America! Oh, wait. Never mind, they got it covered.’” —Stephen Colbert
“I mean, even the munchkins didn’t come out of hiding until the witch was pronounced dead.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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