Have his daily briefings delivered by pageant contestants?(What do they have to do to keep this guy’s attention?)

“Additional reports confirmed that Trump regularly skips not only reading the briefing, but the oral summary delivered two to three times a week. What do they have to do to keep this guy’s attention? Have his daily briefings delivered by pageant contestants? [impersonating a chipper pageant girl]: My name is Brianna, I’m from Battle Creek, Michigan, and a new virus spreading across the globe has a 3.4% mortality rate!” —Seth Meyers

“Vice President Mike Pence defended himself from criticism over his failure to wear a mask while touring the Mayo Clinic this week. Pence said that since he didn’t have the coronavirus, he wanted to take the opportunity to look health care workers ‘in the eye and say thank you.’ But he might be OK, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”