if you’re a Democrat who’s had a colonoscopy, Joe is your guy (the old man who threatened to slap an autoworker)

“Last night was a pivotal moment for Democrats. Who would they choose to return America to stability, steadiness, and calm? The overwhelming answer: the old man who threatened to slap an autoworker.” —Stephen Colbert

“Joe Biden is the clear front-runner now. You remember when that guy Nik Wallenda walked on a tightrope across that active volcano? That’s what it’s going to feel like watching Joe Biden open his mouth every day between now and November.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Biden did well with voters over 45, and Bernie Sanders did well with voters under 45. Basically, if you’re a Democrat who’s had a colonoscopy, Joe is your guy.” — Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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