One of the worst disasters to hit the U.S. (China is beating us at that too)

"Republicans and Democrats have agreed to a deal. After intense negotiations, they agreed on a budget deal and a short-term funding extension to keep this country not moving forward." –Jimmy Kimmel

"I'm so glad the government is still running. If it stopped, who would give me my parking tickets – Santa?" –Jimmy Kimmel 

"I'm not going to pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I'll say no, prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we'll call it even." –Jimmy Kimmel

"America is producing fewer Caucasian babies. I suppose China is beating us at that too." –Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”