it looks like Dwayne Johnson standing next to Kevin Hart (We’d also like to give him his knife back)

“But in that master impeachment report, there was a 20-page dissent from Republicans. That’s 638 pages for impeachment, 20 against. If you put those stacks next to each other, it looks like Dwayne Johnson standing next to Kevin Hart.” --Jimmy Fallon

“Senator Lindsey Graham told a crowd this weekend, ‘I have made up my mind. I’m not trying to pretend to be a fair juror here.’ Really? You should at least pretend.” --Stephen Colbert

“How is that O.K.? That’s like one of the jurors standing up at the beginning of a trial and saying, ‘Your honor, we think the defendant is a really good guy, and we’re going to be coordinating with him throughout the trial. We’d also like to give him his knife back.’” --Stephen Colbert

“That’s right — not one Republican evidently has a problem with the president blackmailing a foreign government to get dirt on a political opponent. In a related story, the G.O.P. has changed its mascot from an elephant to an ostrich.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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