“In a Fox News poll, 51% said that believe President Trump should be
impeached and removed from office. Damn, and that’s a Fox News poll.
So you know they only called landlines, CB radios and V.F.W. halls.”
--Seth Meyers
impeached and removed from office. Damn, and that’s a Fox News poll.
So you know they only called landlines, CB radios and V.F.W. halls.”
--Seth Meyers
“Fox News is what Trump watches to feel good about himself. That’s
like if a kid turned on ‘Sesame Street’ and Big Bird was just smoking
a cigarette going, ‘Face it, kid, you’re never going to learn how to spell.’”
--Seth Meyers
like if a kid turned on ‘Sesame Street’ and Big Bird was just smoking
a cigarette going, ‘Face it, kid, you’re never going to learn how to spell.’”
--Seth Meyers
“If Trump can’t rely on Fox News to make himself feel better, what can
he watch? His aides are going to have to replace his TV with a mirror
and hope he doesn’t notice.” --Seth Meyers
he watch? His aides are going to have to replace his TV with a mirror
and hope he doesn’t notice.” --Seth Meyers
“According to prosecutors, two associates of Rudy Giuliani who were
arrested last night had purchased one-way airline tickets out of the
country. But of course, Giuliani’s most dangerous associate has his
own plane.” --Seth Meyers
arrested last night had purchased one-way airline tickets out of the
country. But of course, Giuliani’s most dangerous associate has his
own plane.” --Seth Meyers
“I can’t believe a guy who looks like a vampire had a henchman named
Igor. Is this a Mary Shelley novel? What was Igor’s job? To open Rudy’s
coffin? ‘Master, arise.’” --Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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