Why are we doing this, Master? (the many tastes of Opera Rat)

“The moderators kept trying to get the candidates to attack each other. Half of those questions might as well have been, ‘Pick three people on this stage: eff, marry, kill, go, go. Like, I felt like at any moment they were about to go, ‘By the way, Elizabeth, did you notice that Klobuchar totally stole your look? Just saying.’” --Trevor Noah

“Of course it has rats. But you know which other cities have rats? All the best cities in the world — Paris, London, New York — they all have a rat problem. In fact, I’m starting to think if your city doesn’t have rats it’s because you live in a boring-ass city and your food sucks because rats — rats want to have a good time, too. Everyone’s seen the photo of Pizza Rat. but people don’t realize later that night he changed into Opera Rat. He has many tastes.” --Trevor Noah

“Many people say Trump’s words are clearly racist, but Trump says it’s the black people who are the true racists because they keep bringing up race every time someone says something racist.” --Trevor Noah

“You see, this is what happens when you run out of things to blame Obama for. It’s almost as if Trump is looking around the room for new material. He’s like, ‘You know, this office wasn’t always oval. It used to have beautiful corners but Obama stole them!’” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”