And maybe it's freezing because, when you were elected, Hell froze over (and still no results)

“During her opening statement in tonight’s Democratic debate, Senator Elizabeth Warren said that President Trump disgraces the office of the president every single day, which isn’t fair, because he’s really only in the office like twice a week.” --Seth Meyers

President Trump complained about the air conditioning system that former President Obama had installed before he left office. Trump said that the temperature was never right. He said it was either freezing cold, or incredibly hot. Well, maybe it's hot because you're president, and this is Hell. And maybe it's freezing because, when you were elected, Hell froze over. --Seth Meyers

“After the first half of tonight’s debate, Google searches for former congressman John Delaney increased 3,400 percent, and still no results.” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”