Whatever you do, don't tell British Petroleum (General Custer has just hired a lookout)

"The good news is that scientists have found a giant Earth-like planet, and it may support human life. Whatever you do, don't tell British Petroleum." –David Letterman

"BP announced earlier today that they have created a new Safety Division for offshore drilling. In related news, General Custer has just hired a lookout." –David Letterman

"Goldman Sachs has a new ad to show what the company does. Isn't that what the recession was for?" –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”