the last time Trump lost a vote this badly he was elected president (if the warden gives you TV privileges)

Today, the republican held senate rejected Trump’s border emergency declaration 59 to 41. I mean the last time Trump lost a vote this badly he was elected president. --Stephen Colbert

But Trump should be proud of one thing, he made history here. Because congress has now voted to block a presidential emergency for the first time. Congratulations Mr. President. It’s another thing to add to the list of your presidential firsts, along with siding with Nazis and misspelling hamburgers. --Stephen Colbert

President Trump called us late night talk show hosts untalented and wondered what we were all going to do in 2024 when he’s no longer president. Well, first there’s the parade. Then, there’s the national orgy. And then I’m thinking a sandwich and a nap. --Stephen Colbert

Mr. President, there were late night shows before you were president, there will be late night shows after you’re gone. Just watch and see. That is if the warden gives you TV privileges. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”