Or as your liver calls it, March Madness (cure hemorrhoids with the marijuana)

Oh, and listen to this. Medical marijuana experts now say you can cure hemorrhoids using marijuana. Let me tell you something. If you think you can cure hemorrhoids with the marijuana, somebody's just blowing smoke up your ass, okay? --Jay Leno

I love spring break. It's that special time of year, when students switch from binge-drinking at school to binge-drinking on vacation. --Jimmy Fallon

Yep, we got spring break, and pretty soon, it's gonna be St. Patrick's Day. Or as your liver calls it, March Madness. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”