It was announced today that first lady Melania Trump's parents are now officially U.S. citizens. They passed their citizenship test when they were asked, “Who's the president of the United States?” and they replied, “Our idiot son-in-law.” --Seth Meyers
In an interview last night, Rudy Giuliani said the Russia investigation is going to lead to very big reforms, just like Watergate, saying it will be, quote, "A different kind of Watergate, it's on the side of the investigator." He then continued, "Yeah, this Trump thing is just like Watergate. No, not THAT kind of Watergate, a reverse Watergate. I should have never said Watergate. Why did I say Watergate? Stupid Rudy, stupid!" --Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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