The drunkest mom at the kid's pool party (2 and a half inches above rock bottom)

Is everyone here familiar with Crocs? Well, there's a brand-new style of Crocs that have just been introduced and they're selling out all over the place, although I'm not sure why. High-heel Crocs! Did we ask for this? High-heel Crocs: The perfect shoe for when you get invited to a wedding and the invitation says, "Food court formal." --James Corden

High-heel Crocs — for the woman who wants to let everyone know that she's the drunkest mom at the kid's pool party. --James Corden

High-heel Crocs: For when you want to be 2 and a half inches above rock bottom. --James Corden

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