So, for a few minutes, there will be two George Bushes in free fall (eleven vampires and a werewolf)

"George W. Bush has a plan to fight global warming. He's going to reinstate Pluto." --David Letterman

"Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff is on trial for perjury and his lawyer says he's only going to accept jurors who have a favorable opinion of Dick Cheney. Experts predict that the jury will consist of eleven vampires and a werewolf." --Conan O'Brien

"Former President Bush announced that he's planning on celebrating his 85th birthday by jumping out of a plane. So, for a few minutes, there will be two George Bushes in free fall." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”