President Bush's approval rating reached minus 13 (his feet turned back into hooves a day before they were supposed to)

"Very cold today in Washington. Yeah. In fact, with the wind chill, President Bush's approval rating reached minus 13." --Conan O'Brien

"You know, I tell you something, it's silly to say that President Bush was the worst president of all time. We don't know that. All we can say is that he was the worst president so far, right?" --Jimmy Kimmel

"Former Vice President Cheney was in a wheelchair at the inauguration. His aides say he pulled a muscle while moving boxes yesterday. But I don't know if I believe that. In fact, if you look closely, you can see the reason he's in a wheelchair is because his feet turned back into hooves a day before they were supposed to. That was not as it was agreed upon in the pact." --Jimmy Kimmel

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