It didn't work out because France wanted to be in charge of the Army and England wanted to be in charge of the food (least medicated celebrities at the Golden Globes)

"Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said in an interview that he's only taking a little bit of medication for the pain in his broken leg. Well, when you think about it, Schwarzenegger was probably the least medicated celebrity at the Golden Globes." --Jay Leno

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is recovering from a broken leg. In a new interview, Schwarzenegger said he's only taking a little bit of pain medication for his broken leg because the medication garbles his speech. Apparently, Schwarzenegger broke his leg in 1974." --Conan O'Brien

"Newly released documents show that in the 1950s Britain and France talked about uniting and becoming one country. That didn't work out because France wanted to be in charge of the Army and England wanted to be in charge of the food." --Conan O'Brien

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