I don't want to say Rush is fat but he is a red state (now his hair isn't black enough)

"No wonder Obama has gray hair. That was the big story in the paper yesterday, Obama has gray hair. Wow, now his hair isn't black enough." -- Bill Maher

"As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body. I don't want to say Rush is fat but he is a red state." -- David Letterman

"A guy in a competitive eating contest died. You know, we're sure going to miss Rush Limbaugh." -- David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”