But desperate times call for desperate measures (Womp, Womp)

The story of the week has been Trump's pro-baby-snatching agenda, and today it took another weird turn. Because to try to humanize these child detention centers, the administration sent their most high-profile detainee, Melania Trump. --Stephen Colbert

As soon as she got there, the first lady cut right to the big question: “How I can help to these children to reunite them with their families as quickly as possible?” Ma'am, I know how you can help. Unfortunately, it involves speaking to your husband. But desperate times call for desperate measures. --Stephen Colbert

This is what first ladies often do — go to a troubled area, see the children, show that we care. You can’t mess that up. Guess what? I spoke too soon. Today, on her way to show that she cares, Melania wore a jacket that says "I Really Don't Care, Do U?" That's what they settled on? What was her first choice, a jacket that says "Womp, Womp"? --Stephen Colbert

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