"This week, Congress is considering issuing a no-confidence resolution concerning Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'You know, that's not going to help his confidence.'" --Conan O'Brien
"We're a little more than a year and a half away from the series finale of the Bush administration. On Saturday, former President Jimmy Carter told an Arkansas newspaper that he thinks this administration is the worst in history. Today, though, he said his comments were misinterpreted. He said he wasn't making a direct attack on President Bush, it was just one of many things on his annual worst list. He puts it out every year.
Worst animal: the wombat. Worst sequel: Grease 2. Worst chow mein: Dynasty Restaurant, Tulsa, Oklahoma. Worst country: Mozambique. Worst cat: Mexican Hairless. Worst Kool Aid flavor: Lime. Worst sportscaster: Bryant Gumbel. Worst place to be punched: the neck. And worst president: Bush. Actually, I think there's one more. Worst talk show: 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.'" --Jimmy Kimmel
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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