But luckily for Dodge, they got cover from Doritos today. Doritos is said to be working on a female-friendly tortilla chip, for real. The Doritos lady chips, they say, make less noise when you eat them and the package will be smaller so it can fit in a purse. It took years of research but they finally cracked the code on how to make a Dorito condescending to women. I hope they call them Doritas. --Jimmy Kimmel
As I mentioned, people are mad about this. Why? I have no idea. Making Doritos for people with smaller hands that you can eat quietly, like in bed or something, it's not sexist. In fact, I don't even think they're making these Doritos for women. I think they're making them for the president and his little... you know. --Jimmy Kimmel
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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