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Monday, July 3, 2017

this nation really needs now is a vice president who looks like Tina Fey (Cut me a slice of that!)



"How about the Republican convention? Have you been watching that? Well, here's the roster of speakers tonight: George W. Bush is speaking tonight. Joe Lieberman, speaking tonight. Fred Thompson, speaking tonight. I mean, come on. Cut me a slice of that! Yeah!" --David Letterman



"The convention kicked off with a big mixer for Republican delegates in Senator Larry Craig's airport restroom stall. Easy to spot: it was the one with the balloons hanging over it." --David Letterman



"And John McCain felt what this nation really needs now is a vice president who looks like Tina Fey." --David Letterman






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