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Saturday, July 1, 2017

they didn’t want anyone getting drunk and accidentally sleeping with John Edwards (fresh ground-pepper spray)



"At one point this week, police in Denver had a showdown with over 300 protesters, ended up pepper spraying them. And since, of course, it was Denver and they were Democrats, it was only fresh ground-pepper spray." --Jay Leno

"Well, according to The New York Post, delegates at the Democratic convention received information packets with three separate warnings not to drink too much, because they say alcohol has a much stronger effect in higher altitudes. I guess they didn’t want anyone getting drunk and accidentally sleeping with John Edwards again." --Jay Leno

"John Edwards was not at the convention, actually. But, like his marriage, he was there in spirit." --Jay Leno




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