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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The idiot is in the Oval (The squirrel is in the basket)




A 101-year-old man recently became the oldest person to sky dive. At least that’s the explanation coming from United Airlines. –Seth Meyers
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news: The Washington Post reports that Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister and ambassador. Good news: Trump found the leaker. –Stephen Colbert
The information is so sensitive, the article can’t describe in detail what was shared, but one official said, “This is code-word information.” ”Code word” means the vital aspects of the story have to be replaced with other words. You have to say things like, “The package has been delivered.” “The squirrel is in the basket.” ”The idiot is in the Oval.” –Stephen Colbert



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