bad intelligence from his barber/lowered the standard/clear plastic bags

"Donald Trump running for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard." --David Letterman

"There will be a lot of changes, I tell you, if Donald Trump were president instead of George W. Bush. Instead of getting bad intelligence from the CIA, Trump would get bad intelligence from his barber." --David Letterman

"It's the start of a new year and President Bush wants to hit the ground bungling." --David Letterman

"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno

"A company here in Los Angeles is making dolls of all these current political figures. They're not like normal dolls where you pull the string and the dolls talk. These are a little different. These, you have to make a large donation to their campaign and then the dolls will say and do whatever you want." --Jay Leno

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