this is why I always wear a fake mustache and pay cash (airport men's room)

"The thinking is Eliot Spitzer may step down now to spend less time with his family. The good thing is, he was caught soliciting a hooker, but on the bright side, it did not involve an airport men's room." --David Letterman

"But here's the lesson in the Eliot Spitzer case, ladies and gentlemen, this is why I always wear a fake mustache and pay cash." --David Letterman

"How about that presidential race, you excited about that? We're gonna have a new president. How 'bout that John McCain? I like that John McCain. But he, uh, John McCain and his campaign received a serious setback a couple of days ago he was endorsed by President Bush." --David Letterman

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