"I
do, I like that John McCain, he looks like a guy who waits all day for the mail
to come. He looks like a guy who's dating your mom. He looks like one of those
guys who calls the waitress 'Toots.'" --David Letterman
"You
know, there's talk in some Democratic circles of letting the states of Michigan
and Florida re-vote. Today, Al Gore
said, 'Oh, now you think of this! Great!'" --Jay Leno
"They're
talking about a re-vote primary where people would mail in their ballots.
That's a great idea, combine the reliability of the people in Florida who count
the ballots with the efficiency of the Post Office. What could go wrong
there?" --Jay Leno
"Here's
some great news, today they found the source of all global warming in America
-- New York Gov. Eliot
Spitzer's pants." --Jay Leno
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