"At a press
conference, President Bush introduced his new press secretary Tony Snow, and
the president said, this is a quote, 'His job is to help explain my decisions
to the American people.' Yeah, then Bush turned to Snow and said, 'Good luck,
you poor bastard.'" --Conan O'Brien
"New Orleans Mayor
Ray Nagin caused a controversy when he said when New Orleans is rebuilt, it
will be a chocolate city. Yeah, he went on to say that it will be protected by
a series of graham cracker levees." --Conan O'Brien
"Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
was the world's most unhinged lunatic. He's now dead, so that moves Ann Coulter
up to first place." --David Letterman
"There was a tribute
to the Dance Theater of Harlem down there in Washington at the White House, and
after dinner, Bush and his wife got up and danced for the crowd. And I was
thinking about this, I believe the last time Bush danced for a black audience
was when he tried to explain FEMA's response." --David Letterman
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